Modern Warfare 2 at a glance

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One word of advice, if you're new to the game, play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 drunk. The pain that you will feel as you are bulldozed over by the more experienced players at around 2 o'clock in the morning will be a much better experience if you just fucking don't care about what's happening to you at the moment. You'll be playing at around 4pm, when the kids are getting home from school and putting off homework for a few rounds, and kicking some royal ass, when you look at the clock and realize that, SHIT! Eight fucking hours have gone by! You've got work in the morning! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO? You're going to keep on playing because, in reality, you've never looked at the clock. You're still fucking playing at this moment aren't you? You're not going to read some fucking review because you've got the game and are kicking some major ass at it.
Goddamn it, I hate you.
When you play this game (because you will) expect to get roped into pointless conversations that begin with “I took off my shirt now, and my mic cord keeps on getting caught in my nipple hair.” This will be the tip of the iceberg that is a massive load of bullshit.
A friend of mine once said “I can't understand how people can say that they hate a game but keep on playing it.” A few days later we were playing online and he ceased actually using words, opting instead for pure unadulterated vitriol for the game, it's developers, the developer's mothers, wishing that every single person that was in any way affiliated with it fell in a well. A well of fire. While they have... something else horrible being done to them. The crazy thing is HE KEPT ON PLAYING. That is the epitome of Modern Warfare 2.
Do you like playing annoying games that you're not very good at and continuously die for seemingly no fucking reason? DO YOU? I WISH I COULD MAKE THE FONT BIGGER SO I COULD MAKE A BIGGER DO YOU? IF SO I WHOLE-HEARTEDLY RECOMMEND MODERN WARFARE 2. If not, then play something like, I don't know, Number Muncher.
Now, seriously, this game has a leveling system in multi-player. That is awesome. What is more awesome is playing it when you've been drinking off and on the whole day. What is more awesome is making boisterous claims when you've been drinking over x-box live and cursing all that oppose you. What is even more fun is realizing that you've been harassing kids that are at the most 14 years old with the most violent and explicit insults that can occur to you.
I shit you not, someone told someone else they were going to cover them with a “sperm blanket.” I'm pretty sure that x-box live chat would be the nadir of humanity if they weren't so fucking creative with it.
People that would enjoy this game: ones that have a ton of time to give; people who are infatuated with modern military technology; 14 year olds; people who have not progressed beyond the mental capacity of 14 years old; the Amish; people that have ever “gamed naked;” anyone that owns a microphone and is connected to x-box live.